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Dutch rule (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 97 points 2 months ago

When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 44 points 2 months ago

Kutleven!

(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for "shit life" but it literally means "vagina life" which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 26 points 2 months ago

cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

I took into account that OP's domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt's life by default.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Absolutely fair!

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 14 points 2 months ago

To add a few more examples:

  • zakkenwasser (sack/bollocks washer, an asshole)
  • lul-de-behanger ([mister]cock-the-wallpaperer, also translates to asshole)
  • lullen (dicking/cocking, talking nonsense)
[-] clark@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish

[-] randomsnark@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

And kök looks like cock in English, so we've come full circle (I know it's not pronounced that way)

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