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Dutch rule
(files.catbox.moe)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔
Kutleven!
(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for "shit life" but it literally means "vagina life" which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)
cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.
I took into account that OP's domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt's life by default.
Absolutely fair!
To add a few more examples:
this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish
And kök looks like cock in English, so we've come full circle (I know it's not pronounced that way)