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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

2036: The Elder Scrolls 6 comes out, it's just Skyrim again

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

what is starfield if not Worse Skyrim

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Mass Effect with even worse style and worldbuilding and with no stakes whatsoever.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Mass Effect: White People edition

[-] fox@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Mass Effect was already the story of how the galaxy was saved thanks to an unaccountable cop with unlimited jurisdiction and no limits on authority, succeeding despite his worst enemy: democratic bureaucracy trying to stop him from acting as he pleased.

Shit, the very first game has a Spectre go bad and almost doom the entire galaxy, and the problem is fixed not with addressing how Spectres probably shouldn't have a license to kill and no oversight, but by a good Spectre shooting the bad one.

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Mass (Liberal) Effect: Maybe The Reapers Were Right?

Like literally every single species in the galaxy is hyper lib.

Reapers pls.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Sadly the best parts of Starfield are where it hews closest to Skyrim, and the worst parts are where it tries to do something new.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Even with the adjective added this still feels insulting to Skyrim.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Fallout 4 with guns?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

The menus and attract mode and everything look new, but when you start a new game you hear:

Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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