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submitted 2 months ago by Monster96@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

For example, I once saw a man throw his hat down in anger. He didn't stomp on it which was kind of a let down.

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[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 43 points 2 months ago

Had an emotionally painful, self-esteem crushing experience at the hands of a high school girl that left me bitter and angry. Reconnected with her 15 years later and set about trying to hurt her the way I hurt. Wound up falling in love and getting married.

That's some Hollywood bullshit right there but we've been married going on 15 years.

[-] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

Damn bro, all part of her plan, she's going to let you down even harder this time! Jk

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago

Already anticipating that deathbed "syke!" after decades of marital bliss.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah but jokes on her. Because you've got evidence that she's been sleeping with her husband the whole time!

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

That could just be part of the long game you're playing! ;^)

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