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Pick your seat, Lemmy
(sh.itjust.works)
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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
5 does not have any open seat. Would likely go with 3 I'll make a deal with Satan to erase all this people in the plane, for my unborn child.
Duuude
At least use your own soul
Even if you're infertile for whatever reason, if Satan accepts that probably means there is a soul reserved for your child that he'll take, use yours.
Fucking kid has got to look out for themselves.