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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 75 points 3 weeks ago

If their nukes are being maintained like their trucks I don't think they have any nukes

And considering the tritium necessary to use the nukes is $30 a gram I'm sure that turned into vodka a while ago.

[-] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i think their nuke was maintained because US controlled them regularly and I think the US experts were able to distinguish between a fake nuke, a dangerously unmaintained nuke and a functioning nuke.

But that only concerns nuclear warheads. Can Putin send those heads? The latest tests of Satan II suggest that no 😏

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They don't need to send the warheads. Just the briefcase ones will do.

[-] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck off right off with that briefcase shit, the only non-cringe nuke is the Davy Crockett. Russia's got fuck all to say to the atomic recoilless rifle of freedom.

[-] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 7 points 2 weeks ago

too credible for NCD 😅. A good NCD possible way is: they will attach the warhead to prigozhin body because pringles has a tendency to fall from high altitude, and attach chinese balloon to him so pringles and the warhead don't fall immediatly. When a wild F-22 see the balloon above NATO territory it will attack it by instinct (that's well documented now that's what wild F-22 do when they see chinese ballon). Without the balloon pringles will fall making the warhead fall with it, and boom.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's why Prigo faked his death! So he could die a "Fat Man"!

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The tritium necessary to get the nukes to work is $30,000 a gram. NOT 30.

[-] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

tritium is probably slightly harder to sell to cousin yuri than motor oil

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Actually tritium has LOTS of uses besides thermonuclear weapons and there is good market for "discount" tritium.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Someone could keister a few grams and just walk through an airport, no?

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Doing that sounds like asking for ass cancer

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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