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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 88 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Two problems with this:

Dinosaurs didn't really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman's World)
Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago

The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago

Nah those are also made of plastic

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 11 points 1 month ago

We all have McMicroplastics in us.

I’m lovin’ it!

[-] nis@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago

So... What came first? The plastic or the egg?

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Confirmed, oil is vegan.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Ever heard of zooplankton?

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I prefer to chug my oil, crude.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Shhh.

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