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Bidet anyone? (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Sorry. You are all primitive peoples if not using a toto.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mine auto-tweets which number and the health profile of what I did and even switches between accounts based upon who is using it. Biometric scanning and mass data collection is used to match you with the correct account. If you don't have one, it registers new users without an account. Obviously filters out those under 13 as they don't meet the terms of service.

When you flush it also plays a recording of a random tweet from our Lord and Savior Elon's account in his voice.

Edit: Can't wait for my Cyber Truck to arrive so I can connect it and activate the feature where it honks my truck's horn every time I flush.

[-] uberstar@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

If he's coming through with these....

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ds81B9Fd7HE

homeboy's gonna like.... get it 😉

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Full HD and in stereo!

[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I love the idea that someone gets so conditioned by that song, that they either can't poop without hearing it, or whenever they do hear it in a public place, they immediately shit themselves.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I don't have an outlet next to my toilet. I would love to add them though but I'm gonna need an electrician

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Can sometimes drop one pretty easily from ceiling vent van or light switch. If not, yeah electrician might be needed. Make it a gift to yourself if you are able. It's one of those decisions there's no way you are going to regret.

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