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'Boneless' pizza can have bones, US court rules (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 months ago by MindTraveller@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] Deebster@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

It's good to see the Beeb join the hallowed ranks of The Onion and The Daily Mash.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Yah, this is fake, right?

Right?

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

iirc this article is referencing a court decision where "boneless" wings can have a certain amount of bone in them because the de-boning technology can't be expected to be perfect. It's real, but it's also being taken wildly out of context.

[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Also from the BBC article posted in this thread "The court on Thursday ruled that "boneless wing" refers to "cooking style" and is not to be taken literally."

[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Boneless wings are now niether boneless nor are they wings.

What even are words?

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

OK, as long as bonless pizza is still not a thing.

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Wait wait have I been eating bone in pizza this whole time?

[-] 2001aCentenaryofFederation@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

Pizza cooks better with the bone left in, this is basically fact

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I mean, you do you friend, as long as it's just you.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Boneless pizza doesn't exist, that's right. All pizza has bones in it.

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