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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 247 points 2 months ago

Are you dating a spreadsheet?

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 133 points 2 months ago
[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 months ago

Gotta remain positive and see the glass half full, or January 2nd depending on the cell format.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

She's so perfect. Literally not a single flaw. She's a 1.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Excel would say Oct. 10

[-] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

He’s got all access to that one

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 7 points 2 months ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

If your mind goes to "spreadsheet" instead of "calendar," that says more about your... proclivities... than it does his!

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

It's really more of a DataFrame I've mismanaged. Which might be why I'm struggling to handle my relationships.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a relational database.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't think I'm ready for that. In fact, I think I'm just going back to individual delimited text files to store every record separately using a custom encoding I made up.

I'll add arbitrary folders to split them up based on inconsistent logic and never make backups.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did you know you can also store your data on random pieces of paper of various sizes and shapes, and pile them on the kitchen table? You also get bonus points, if you write/draw the data using colorful crayons! I call it the CLUTTER format which stands for: Chaotic Loosely Unstructured Tangled Tornado Explosion Records. It’s a new data storage method, and I’m pretty sure it will catch on.

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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