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[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It's right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain't letting go.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

“What have you been doing down there if not eating this pussy?!”

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

reminds me of that scene in american psycho where pat bateman literally eats pussy

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.

It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ironically showing that some people definitely can't find the G spot

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.

I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.

As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?

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