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[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It's right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain't letting go.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

“What have you been doing down there if not eating this pussy?!”

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

reminds me of that scene in american psycho where pat bateman literally eats pussy

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.

It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 10 months ago

Ironically showing that some people definitely can't find the G spot

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.

I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.

As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Blackout@fedia.io 27 points 10 months ago

We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I will take the ring to Mt. Womb....though I do not know the way.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I will help you bear this burden

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Fellowship of dongReddit expatriates

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That's the cervix.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

It's judging because this is Boomer af.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

I think the only saving grace is that it's a self own?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That's fair.

[-] potat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago

Last time I visited Iceland I missed going to the national penis museum and I still think about what I missed to this day

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You still think about penises?

^(same)^

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I have never visited Iceland, but three of my names are carved into a monument in Reykjavik

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

o7 Fly Safe. Fly cloaked.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

"Can't find the clitoris" is kind of a boomer joke tbh.

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Are there really people who don't know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It’s deep in the throat, right? Jokes aside, if you don’t know by now you’re never finding out (hint: it’s not in the throat)

[-] Nightweb@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago
[-] merari42@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it's tiny.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 10 months ago

Domnului, huh?

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 10 months ago

North end of the museum. Just look for the little man in a canoe.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This store is dark and smells bad, are you sure?

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Next door in the other direction

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

"Find me in the G spot section"

"I will miss you forever"

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Inside, towards the front. There’s a little button there. Tell me if you need GPS coordinates

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

all together now boys “where’s that?”

Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It 100% is the joke being made in the past.

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 3 points 10 months ago
[-] hex@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

In this case the "Oh no" implies he won't be able to find it

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Lost and gone forever

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