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[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I do not understand how men could have trouble finding the clitoris. It's right the fuck there! I dive straight for it and I ain't letting go.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah! Bite down and give it a good shake!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once was with a girl who literally requested that. She kept saying harder until I had to stop and say "if I go any harder, I'm going to be literally eating your pussy."

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

“What have you been doing down there if not eating this pussy?!”

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

reminds me of that scene in american psycho where pat bateman literally eats pussy

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Honestly, this is a thing I’ve only seen in the past few years. I think, over time, what used to be “men can’t find the G spot” turned into “men can’t find the clit,” and I genuinely believe this just came from a misunderstanding about them being different parts.

It’s like how “literally” turned into meaning “figuratively”

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ironically showing that some people definitely can't find the G spot

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I durring a family game of cards against humanity I along with several other people discovered that my uncle didn't know what a clitoris was. After a brief discussion it became clear that he knew what and where it was, he had just never heard the word clitoris.

I'm willing to bet that a lot of people just dont know the terminology. If you asked them what the epididymus was I'm sure you'd get the same reaction. People, especially older people, are just very poorly educated on genital anatomy.

As far as guys who ignore the clit durring sex, I'm 99% sure that's just because they don't want to put any effort into their parteners pleasure and "not finding the clit" is an easy excuse. Like, "Sorry lady, I can't make you cum, but it's not my fault that vaginas are weird and confusing for my aerodynamic brain."

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Blackout@fedia.io 27 points 1 year ago

We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I will take the ring to Mt. Womb....though I do not know the way.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I will help you bear this burden

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Fellowship of dongReddit expatriates

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's the cervix.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

It's judging because this is Boomer af.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

I think the only saving grace is that it's a self own?

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's fair.

[-] potat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

Last time I visited Iceland I missed going to the national penis museum and I still think about what I missed to this day

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You still think about penises?

^(same)^

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have never visited Iceland, but three of my names are carved into a monument in Reykjavik

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

o7 Fly Safe. Fly cloaked.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

"Can't find the clitoris" is kind of a boomer joke tbh.

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Are there really people who don't know where the clitoris is, or is that just a meme?

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It’s deep in the throat, right? Jokes aside, if you don’t know by now you’re never finding out (hint: it’s not in the throat)

[-] Nightweb@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
[-] merari42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I Romania you have to go pretty far north to find it and it's tiny.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 points 1 year ago

Domnului, huh?

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

North end of the museum. Just look for the little man in a canoe.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This store is dark and smells bad, are you sure?

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Next door in the other direction

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Find me in the G spot section"

"I will miss you forever"

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Inside, towards the front. There’s a little button there. Tell me if you need GPS coordinates

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

all together now boys “where’s that?”

Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It 100% is the joke being made in the past.

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago
[-] hex@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

In this case the "Oh no" implies he won't be able to find it

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lost and gone forever

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2024
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