Elon Musk Threatens ISS Crash Over X Ban (isglitch.com)

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[-] MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He's delusional. Someone earlier said they think he'll go bankrupt in 3 years but IMO we're more likely to see this guy OD or die of heart failure. His kids are going to be thrilled when he dies, that's for sure.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Of course they are. All of them hate him (with good reason) and they'll get a major payday.

Despite my perpetual depression and shitty life, at least I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens, so that's nice.

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

I'm fairly sure there is no one actively rooting for my death or waiting to celebrate when it happens

Quite the opposite actually. I'm hoping you lead a long life filled with happiness and prosperity.

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Right back at you, friendly strangers. How did the saying go? May your days be long and your nights prosperous?

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