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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant (thehardtimes.net)
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Until this moment I completely forgot about those things

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[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Next up, opposing candidate promises personal pony identification system for all citizens.

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