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[-] oyo@lemm.ee 39 points 7 months ago

My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Wouldn't the men who were "best" at masturbation have the fewest children?

[-] Squizzy@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

No, they wouldn't. What does "best" mean in this context, anyway?

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 7 months ago

Obvs strongest penis grip.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

He means they wouldn't need women, because they were THE BEST!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.

[-] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 7 months ago

Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.

[-] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Get that diamond dick brother

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