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without saying how old you are, how old are you? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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i feel like lemmy skews older than the rest of the internet

i also made an anonymous poll because data is cool
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/fGestKFfPddlgaPA4zOONy4GGq9DBUXoDfS-cqUsaPE/

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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Younger than your tongue? How do you manage that? Relativistic time dilation or something?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

The human tongue is one of the first things to form, preceding the brain.

[-] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Is it really? That's interesting.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Fun fact, all humans (most vertebrates, IIRC?) develop the tissue that forms their two primary sphincters before pretty much anything else — and the mouth is second in that process. Every single one of us is an asshole first. 🖖🏽

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Feeling depressed? Lost? Lacking identity? Go back to your roots. Be an asshole.

Is your friend an asshole? Give them time. They'll grow into a baby.

We were all assholes once. But with diligence, and nurture, you too can grow into living, breathing, people. Thank you class of '41, and I look forward to seeing you after you're all born.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Should I ADHDad some more? 🤣

[-] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Could interpret 'tongue' in the linguistic sense.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Mystery solved!

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