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Was talking about this with my partner while on a hike, they think they couldn't take ni more than 8 While I said I thought i could take at least 30. No weapons, just you and the squirrels.

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[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I would use my human strengths and lure them out in waves by speed walking/jogging into middle of fields or similar open areas. regardless I would get them away from trees or other things they could use to jump down onto me. once I level their attacks to the ground, there I would kick and stomp my way to an endurant victory as they'd surely use some energy to escape where hopeful other predators are there to claim there symbiotic prize.

This strategy would likely work against 10-20 at a time. a few waves of them before I am cut down. guessing / hoping for 100 but probably only make it to 50.

if I really got into a squirrel stomping rhythm I bet I could get triple digits.

ok I've now given too much thought to this today. edit: now I'm picturing listening to slayer's war ensemble and just thrashing squirrels around like a mosh pit of guts and chaos.

[-] damniticant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

So basically you’d kite the squirrel mobs

[-] masterspace@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

And you said getting blisters from geometry wars was a sign I had a problem. Well who wasted their youth now mom!?

[-] folekaule@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Your move, Blizzard and Bethesda. This is the boss fight we need.

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