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submitted 1 year ago by meowmeowmeow@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

As the titled mentioned, is there anything that we should do to avoid undesirable life consequences?

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Try to avoid jumping off a tall building into a herd of angry goats infected with anthrax while shooting up meth with a dirty needle.

Do not parachute into hostile dictatorships naked and passionately screaming the name of the country's dictator's mother; then when the police come to deal with you, throw random narcotics at them.

Refrain from public interspecies fornication for the duration of your visits to the sacred sites of major religions.

Do not permit the bandsaw to become acquainted with your neck.

[-] glue_snorter@lemmy.sdfeu.org 2 points 1 year ago

When sawing off your head, you want a nice clean cut. You'll want a new dual-purpose hacksaw blade, probably about 24-28 tpi.

[-] ominouslemon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Lots of valuable life lessons here

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