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this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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I feel like the main reason you don't appreciate the song is because you don't own a vibrator strong enough to really vibrate your whole body.
But that's only the half of it, you should really look up and listen to the Song of Warm Gravel. We have a lot in common with warm gravel. We are both atomic in nature and warm to the touch. Much like we share 99% of our DNA with asparagus or whatever it was, our song is very similar to the song of warm gravel.
I thoroughly love that you say you're unsure if I'm being sarcastic.
So someone that understands it better than you is jerking themselves off when they explain it to someone else?
Did you also think all of your teachers were jerking themselves off every day in front of the class?
You said you don't understand it. Obviously they understand it better than you do.
"I don't get it, so it's dumb" is not the thought process of a learned individual.
Edit. Lol Lemminary here decided to DM me a long ass rant after all their comments were removed.