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anon finds a plothole
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this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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Second place is the first loser, as they say
"Second place gets bottom shelf dick," as my grandmother was fond of saying.
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn't need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
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What if you're the only one around?
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