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Amazon charges you for every minute spent in the lavatory, so best not to be too awfully thorough wiping and washing your hands...
Side-note: it's so funny to substitute different words for toilet there - if I said shitter how would that read differently?:-)
xitter?
Omg that is perfection! 🤩 Nothing says "toilet" quite so well as that particular shithole.
You know longer tweet out your tweets. You “X-creet” your “X-crement”
Eww gross... I love it and h8 it at the same time!:-P