If such an offspring were possible, (rape? Egg theft?)

I would hope it got HER brains as well as looks. And her work ethic. Rerecording her entire oeuvre to wrench her copyrights back, for instance.

Even the fact she says she's made her decision, given her reasons, and left her fans' choice up to them shows more intelligence, and respect for their intelligence, than E-boy or T-toddler has ever displayed.