Before you stands the merchant. He has 7 fingers on one hand and 6 on the other. Arranged haphazardly on his stall are 5 iterations of the same sword, each being less functional and more poorly designed than the last.

"Would you care to buy one of my daggers?" he asks you.

"These are swords," you say.

"I'm sorry. Upon further inspection it seems that these are swords. I apologise for any factual errors, I strive for accuracy in my statements however due to problems with interpreting questions and generating responses occasionally I may make statements that are inaccurate. I appreciate your patience."

"But I didn't ask you a question."

"You're right. I apologise for the misunderstanding. Occasionally errors will be made due to issues with generating responses but I strive to be as accurate as possible. I appreciate your patience."

You walk away from the merchant feeling irritated and unsatisfied as you shake your head in disgust.