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[-] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 221 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"

you are welcome

and for the germanophones:

"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"

seit willkommen

edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P

[-] superkret@feddit.org 89 points 1 month ago

SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).

[-] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 42 points 1 month ago

I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...

[-] superkret@feddit.org 36 points 1 month ago

In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

Every cop has bigger things to worry about.

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 26 points 1 month ago
[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I don’t speak Bavarian?

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago

Let's just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

Become the bigger reason

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

[-] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I don't mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed...

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They are implying that when faced with the choice of paying €30 for a couple of pints or smoking free weed that many will choose the latter which will impact alcohol sales in bars to a significant degree.

[-] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was joking here a bit, but:

  • A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
  • People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
  • Suddenly there's a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
  • Fun.

So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024...

[-] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

fuck me.

not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...

well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...

[-] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.

And even if only one plant survives you should still be even

[-] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer... i wonder why 🤪

[-] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

In the past I ordered here from the Netherlands https://www.zamnesia.com/de

[-] Swallowtail@beehaw.org 12 points 1 month ago

Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There's a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I'm sure there's tons on how to grow weed specifically.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGtYLiV_xP0Q9lkp5AsnnprB5VJaM5Q0q&si=ancwEKW0XvmxRW9B

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I thought it was only illegal to sell?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.

[-] androogee@midwest.social 25 points 1 month ago
[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

bro come help me legally dispose of this weed

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

I’m very scared right now

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself

[-] _____@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Ty that's actually funny as fk

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

schrottflinte

Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot

[-] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank

und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district

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