Yeah, I think I might be transphobic too though.

I try to get trans all over me, but instead they're repelled!

Disclaimer: The prior joke uses the term "transphobia" in a manner similar to "hydrophobic," wherein it describes a physical property of molecules which are repelled by water. This use of the term is intentionally detached from its commonly understood definition related to negative attitudes or behaviors towards transgender individuals. The intention is to create a play on words by leveraging the concept of "transphobia" to humorously describe a scenario where I get no removed. I recognize the sensitivity of the term "transphobia" and assure you that the humor is not intended to offend or undermine important issues related to gender identity and discrimination.