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Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate
(indianexpress.com)
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Yes, birth rates are falling because nobody has time to fuck. That's definitely the problem...
Well of coarse they don't have time to fuck.....they're all too busy filling out paperwork for all the dead bodies that keep piling up.
Yep because as everyone knows the biggest time consumer associated with raising children is the conception. After those few minutes, you never need time for the children ever again.
I.e. "Time flies when you're not having fuck?"