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Degwin "Trump" Zabi on the Earth Federation:
(hexbear.net)
Folks, folks, the feds they're no good! More and more people are saying it. You've got these bourgeoisie elite living the life of luxury on earth while they ship out the poor to space, bad deal. Believe me, I've made hundreds, no, thousands of deals in my lifetime - and none as rough as this. So what do we do? We declare independence. That's right, that's right! We're the Principality Of Zeon now, bye bye Earth Federation, you were always a loser. And we have mobile suits, folks, the best mobile suits, the zaku and ace pilots like Char. Oh we love Char don't we? Where is he? [looks to the crowd] There he is! I love you so much, you're the best. Loyal guy folks. Loyal as they come, he'd never betray us. 
What can I say about my beautiful daughter, Kycillia "Ivanka" Zabi? She's gorgeous. Looks just like her mother, ah but she always wears a mask, I get that, I do, it makes her look tough. Tougher than weak humanoid Kamala Harris. Spacenoids are superior after all. But I hear she's got a new man, M'quve, hell of a guy. Loves antiques and mining, can you believe that? Kind of like Elon Musk, another good friend of mine. Ah but he had some run-ins with the gundam, he even had to use a nuke [crowd boos] oooh oooh I know I know we hate that gundam. That's why, that's why, first day back in office I'm banning anyone from calling it "Gundam", we're gonna call it "White Devil" instead!
Inspiring words, oh great Degwin! With undying revolutionary zeal for the spacenoid cause, I shall triple my efforts as an optics tech at the colony laser!
Just don't join a union.
They're a feddie plot to divide us spacenoids & steal money for dues that we could otherwise have spent on a PlayStation 17! I read it in the latest Q drop posted by those cyber newtypes at the 4Chanagan Institute
The cyber newtypes are eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.