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submitted 15 hours ago by Delphia@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

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[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 10 points 12 hours ago

Gorillas on steroids. How bulky can these magnificent already bulky beasts get?

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Oh, I like this one.

Mind you Ive seen a cranky Silverback at the zoo, one with an extra gram of test and tren a day would be utterly fucking terrifying, also the roadrage would be something to behold... dibs not being the poor fucker giving it its shots.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Look up a shaved silverback.. them mofos are scary.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Roid rage comes from excess estrogen production, not from testosterone. I'd assume that a managed steroid treatment for a gorilla would include estrogen blockers.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

Yeah, and if you want to climb in there and take his bloods and administer the androgen blockers you are welcome to.

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