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Humans should lay eggs (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Kaelygon@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette

-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg

-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!

Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood

There's probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.

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[-] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago

Eggs are bird periods

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

If I had access to the human ones I'd have those for breakfast but until then I'm just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(

[-] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 1 month ago

Conservative: Eggs are birds, period.

Scientist: Eggs are a bird period.

Lemming: Eggs are bird periods

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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