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[-] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 155 points 1 year ago
[-] medusa@sh.itjust.works 93 points 1 year ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago
[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I mean impressive, but not unachievable.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

There was that one episode of the dropout show breaking news where we find out grant blew 50 dudes in one night at a warehouse party in New York, 100 in a single night would be next level.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Supposedly the wife of the emperor Claudius had a contest with a prostitute to see how many men each one of them could fuck within 24 hours.

(It was probably just propaganda, but it was in I, Claudius anyway.)

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Until her fashion designer ex shows up.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

theres a million fine lookin women out there

not all of them bring you lasagna at work....most of em just cheat on you

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No simultaneously

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nah in a column.

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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