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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 256 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.

Remember that.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 75 points 1 year ago

Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I personally don't want to know about before and won 't ask, but that's up to everyone's personal relationship standards.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

My wife and I were both open about ours, and being open about it made trusting easier. I'm not sure who would have an problem knowing approximate numbers unless they have jealousy issues or are judgy.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.

[-] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 155 points 1 year ago
[-] medusa@sh.itjust.works 93 points 1 year ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 86 points 1 year ago

It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 year ago

Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.

I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 1 year ago

Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 63 points 1 year ago

He sucked their dicks, but did he suck their hearts?

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 year ago

I'm afraid to test your theory.

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

If you do test their theory, get tested often.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

My experience on Grindr says otherwise.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.

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[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

As long as it wasn't in a row

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

No a spiral. Makes the ol’ suck and tug much easier.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Sequential list, surely. Though maybe you could suck off the current and .next at the same time.

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

What if was in a column?

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Don't kink shame me!

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[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You ask politely one at a time.

Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 year ago
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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 1 year ago

i just cant imagine giving a shit about this. like how insecure do you have to be after 16 years to care??

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.

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[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.

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