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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Do you ever worry that somebody could just forcefully grab you, unzip your pants and forcefully stuff hundreds of angry snakes into your pants? Or that you're going to pull back your shower curtain one day, and there's going to be a bear in your shower? Or that one day all the countries will just nuke each other for funsies?

I often worry about things that don't makes sense. Like the one time my ex girlfriend was eating ice cream, and I wondered if one day she might give birth to a moose.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Or that you're going to pull back your shower curtain one day, and there's going to be a bear in your shower?

Ha! Joke's on you. I don't have a shower curtain!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well then you're not protected from the bathroom skunks!

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I like you. Never change.

this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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