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Revelations (infosec.pub)
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[-] Roundcat@kbin.social 37 points 2 years ago

Now I'm just imagining them coming back down, combusting, and people thinking the war of Armageddon has begun.

[-] atocci@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Is this why I can't just go to the party store and buy hydrogen filled balloons?

[-] Bene7rddso@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Yes, you really don't want an unplanned indoors Hindenburg reenactment because someone got too close to the birthday cake. Also it's difficult to store

[-] peto@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

But easy to make.

[-] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

St Peter checked them at the gates and all got sent back

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

"The fuck made you think Paul was so important?! The dude was one of the false prophets Jesus warned about, you morons!" -St. Peter, probably

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Better yet, attach a small explosive to them so once they get enough attention and people think the rapture is coming they suddenly burst into flames and explode.

That way the Christians really won't know what to think.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"God works in mysterious, explosive ways."

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