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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 2 weeks ago

and then use the tampons to avoid leaving blood traces

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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