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[-] andrew_s@piefed.social 57 points 9 months ago

It's an obscure skill, but once you've learned how to quickly sex doughnuts, there's money to be made from it.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago

I go as quick as I can, but I have to stop for a cigarette between each batch.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago

Lul this fucking guy.

You're great.

[-] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Man's got a helluvalotta creme and do I dare say? The FLAVOR

[-] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Doing the Lord's work.

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