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Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Called manager saying "I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break."

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

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[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Then all of the sudden the entire office started shitting their pants

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

The sympathetic pants shitting response

[-] pierre_delecto@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 9 months ago

Haha nobody wanted to follow his lead. I remember he had started a higher fiber diet before this happened. If anything this incident probably discouraged people from making healthier eating decisions.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

When you get out of work due to shitting yourself, it's called "the brown note".

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