Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Called manager saying "I have been subject to a biological incident. I am requesting a 90 minute unpaid break."

Chat am I getting fired? Civil servant btw.

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[-] pierre_delecto@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 week ago

I worked next to a guy who shit his pants at work and the only outcome was he got to go home early. I wouldn’t worry about it.

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Then all of the sudden the entire office started shitting their pants

[-] pierre_delecto@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 week ago

Haha nobody wanted to follow his lead. I remember he had started a higher fiber diet before this happened. If anything this incident probably discouraged people from making healthier eating decisions.

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