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What do you choose? (lemmy.ca)
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[-] Uvine_Umbra@partizle.com 21 points 1 year ago

Jesus. Imagine how much of the world would react if

1: jesus literally proved he existed to faiths that say he's a hoax (im agnostic btw)

2: He reforms the groups that use his name as a pretext to exclude & marginalize others.

3: Dude turned out to have been gaming like a boss in heaven, like dude comes down & faces the pope in Dungeons & Dragons or Pokemon lmfaooo

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: he gets crucified, again.

[-] supercriticalcheese@feddit.it 10 points 1 year ago
  1. World Christian churches split into at least 2 additional factions per each existing faction (Catholic, Protestant, Greek Orthodox, whatever orthodox, and whatever else exists). Each having a slightly different view on the new Jesus dude.

Nevermind if Jesus turns up to be non binary I expect a meltdown then.

[-] citizensv@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
  1. He could turn water into wine.
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