cw: me and my own dumbass take on these brainworms. Keep in mind I'm tired and silly and don't actually want to bang politicians, I mean, unless they were actually cool, or I was fleecing them or strictly business, and by business I mean revolution.

Will say that Vance is handsome, to me, as a bottom who likes MEN, but not necessarily Chad chaderson, but like handsome, proportional, outdoorsy, yet nerdy, chonkers, that can at least match, if not exceed my, uh, length and or girth.( Just so my Fed handlers who control a little bit of my algo know so they can find the perfect partner to sabotage me with) BUT knowing who he is as a candidate, which forms how I know him, ruins it. Completely. If waltz was chill after a long convo and a few too many beers , then Vance could watch as he fucked the couch. Not into much much older men though so I wouldn't be able to look at him during. Guess it'd have to be me, Walt's from behind and then Vance staring at me as I stare back, as he forcefully dominates the cuck furniture. like I have no idea if it has to be a couch or if a recliner could work. Maybe a futon? IDK doesn't matter, every universe where Vance is a detestable human being, he watches, simple as.

Have not watched the debate at all. But just the vibes I get from either of them in the media rn