A funny future

The elections are a huge surprise. The dems do shockingly well. In her inauguration speech Kamala says they're gonna to put Roe into law. But - somehow - they can't manage it in her first two years. The dems say the 2026 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they're gonna pass a Roe law if they keep control of congress. In another shocker - they keep congress. They finally pass a Roe law. But then in a 100% non-surprise - the GOP justices say "Nah, unconstitional." The dems are shocked - shocked(!) - by this 100% predictable situation.

The dems say the 2028 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they're gonna ~~pack~~ sorry, expand the court and then pass a Roe law if they keep control of congress and Kamala wins again. In yet another shocker - the dems do shockingly well. In her second inauguration speech Kamala says they're gonna pack the court and then put Roe into law. But as time passes more and dem senators say they are uncomfortable with packing the court and they won't do it.

Meanwhile to punch them when they are down and pour salt in the wounds - Fetterman gleefully switches parties and says he's been Born Again, he's a proud republican, and he's pro-life. The dems say the 2030 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they're...