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Werewolf rule
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this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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first, pet the werewolf bf
then, kiss the werewolf bf
then
Please do not the wolf.
why not 🥺
AND THEN I MAKE SWEET LOVE WITH THE WEREWOLF BF
Don't make me tap the sign.
The sign can't stop me because I can't read OwO
Profit?
I think you'd need to sell the werewolf bf to make a profit, and that'd be illegal, I'm afraid (unless hugs and cuddles count as profit :3)
I think a hug and cuddle booth would work :3
Can I invest in this enterprise?
And be your first customer? :3
We can split profits 50/50 as you had the business idea. Now the tricky question is how do we expand this operation to a worldwide scale.
We could do a "refer a friend" kind of thing. Maybe the werewolf bf knows somewolf who'd be interested in a job like this, and then it snowballs from there.
Great idea! We could also make a viral marketing video for the cuddle booth with huge explosions and awesome vfx :3
I... think I got carried away a bit :3c
Oh my god it's perfect! I'm not going to sleep at night because I'll be thinking of this ad :3 Thanks for making my day!
I'm glad you like it <3