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Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise (theonion.com)
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[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

The only realistic solution is to hire a taster to ensure all your foods are poison free. Finally the right can live out that age-old Medieval feudal fantasy.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, because the alternative, you know, being a decent and nice human being is souch worse!

I never understood those that need violence to get what they want. More flies with honey than vinegar and such...

this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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