somehow he prevented 9/11
Not even necessary. The Bush administration's response to 9/11 caused most of the damage. We'd be living in a whole different world if Gore had been in charge, even if 9/11 happened the same way.
Bush: terrorists based in Afghanistan did this.
Me in the early 2000s: uh huh.
Bush: so we're invading Iraq.
Me: makes sens-wait what?? Why the fuck for?
And then - Freedom fries!
Don't forget that syrupy freedom toast!
Not even necessary. The Bush administration's response to 9/11 caused most of the damage. We'd be living in a whole different world if Gore had been in charge, even if 9/11 happened the same way.
Bush: terrorists based in Afghanistan did this.
Me in the early 2000s: uh huh.
Bush: so we're invading Iraq.
Me: makes sens-wait what?? Why the fuck for?
And then - Freedom fries!
Don't forget that syrupy freedom toast!