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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 54 points 8 months ago

That ain't going anywhere.

[-] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 47 points 8 months ago

plucks ratchet strap as it's tightening - "Bb...B, C...Db, D, D, D...Yeah'p. At'll git er."

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 20 points 8 months ago

until the ground it's anchored to is converted into grassy diarrhea by the flooding

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Concrete blocks 8ft into the ground

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 10 points 8 months ago

pats the front door with my hands

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

At least until Milton casually tosses a tree at it.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I appreciate your optimism by using the singular…

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I saw the documentary once. The order is Tree, Cow, Tractor, and finally another House.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

You forgot fuel truck

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Dang it. I always forget one.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Ha! I thought that sounded like a “Twister” movie reference.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Isn't that the tornado safety video everyone got in high school?

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