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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 56 points 1 month ago

You're thinking of the Zodiac Killer. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

[-] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 month ago

Ted Cruz can be more than one thing. Don't pigeonhole Ted Cruz.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've read online that he was the T-Rex in Jurassic Park.

You know, the goat eating one.

[-] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

You mean the one that staged an escape during a widespread power grid failure, leaving countless innocents to die while it disappeared to lavish in its tropical island paradise? Only to return, inexplicably, in the sequel, pretending all of a sudden to be the hero?

Nah, that doesn't sound like him at all!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait… the T-Rex was the hero in the JP2? I know it’s been a while, but… that doesn’t seem right.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

Wasn't it the hero in the first one as well? It saved them from the raptors.

In... Jurassic World? It saved the day against the whatever Dino X they designed.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wait... how many jurrasic parks are there?

More or less than Land Before Time at 18?

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

I think about tree fiddy. Maybe more.

[-] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I was under the impression it got a big hero moment in one of the new Jurassic World movies fighting some even scarier double-dog-T-rex but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time outta my day to watch the movies and find out.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[-] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah that T-Rex ate a lawyer, he’s a global hero.

[-] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Ted Cruz is more of a Theodore Rex.

[-] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

i heard that he was the phantom killer...

[-] Nomad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Shitter.... He was the phantom shitter.

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