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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Do better Hexbear smdh soviet-huff

Edit: I am currently balding folks, it's happening right now. It's still not misandry if someone makes fun of me, even if it's not very nice and hurts my feelings

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Elisha Is Jeered

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Better be nice to me or my pal Mr. Bear is gonna eat you smuglord

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

And that's why nobody makes fun of Picard because he got way more violence at his fingertips than just two bears. Also he's pal with Klingons who probably killed at least one of their gods over the joke about their forehead hairline.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

"Computer! Turn off all the holodeck safeties and start producing she-bears. I'll tell you when to stop."

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

I will continue to maintain that 40+ boys and young men wandering around on the roads with no clear purpose were likely to be understood as bandits or similarly dangerous, and casting Summon Animal VII was reasonable given the circumstances.

Like, 40+ teenagers surrounding an old man and harassing him is a potentially very dangerous situation for a vulnerable elder. It's usually portrayed as ridiculously out of proportion to summon bears on them but I think Elisha was in real danger.

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