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[-] Nioxic@lemmy.world 126 points 1 year ago

Large person ≠ large penis

[-] glowie@infosec.pub 38 points 1 year ago

It's a meme, not biology class

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency

[-] qisope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister?

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Sweet home Alabama!

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?

[-] srwax@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but not a good one

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 27 points 1 year ago

"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping

[-] Kahlenar@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either..

*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Particularly when they're on that much gear.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

And all the roids make it shrink anyway.

[-] couragethebravedog@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Roids only make your balls smaller.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 1 year ago

Jealousy = jealousy

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Totally survivable

I hope someone gets this reference

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