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[-] espersentinel@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we're living in some 90's sitcom

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago

It's people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it's not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I'm overbearing but I'm really overcaring.

[-] peterpan520@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

What intro was that from? I can't figure it out :-(

[-] ProfezzorDarke@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

It's from... "Nondescript White-Ethnocentric Nostalgia Family with Canned Laughter" Good show

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