I already don't eat breakfast and I'm still poor, what now WSJ???

Of course this comes from the wall street journal lmao straight propaganda

Tomorrow's headline, "Millenials are single handedly killing the breakfast industry".

My prescriptions cost so much too. Maybe I should just stop taking my antidepressants and see how it rides out. .

Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

“Instead of seeking happiness, save money with misery”

The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.

Aside from being tone deaf, I think this is bad advice. Common breakfast foods are fairly cheap comparatively and I'm pretty sure most nutritionists recommend eating something for breakfast to kickstart your metabolism. If I were skipping/reducing a meal, it would be lunch.

To not get murdered, die right now...

They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we're living in some 90's sitcom

Maybe the WSJ has a point; we could save a lot of money if we stopped buying breakfast and just ate the WSJ staff instead

Maybe we should eat billionaires instead

"We know life is Hard, but have you tried Ultra Hard by skipping the most important meal of the day and starting out famished?"

"And while you're at it, do you really NEED to sleep?"

If you don't have enough money for bread, buy cake instead!

I hope whoever wrote this trips in their bathroom and gets a severe brain injury.

No need to skip meals, there's plenty of rich to eat

I see they moved on from telling us not to have avocado to toast to just not have any toast.

Your life is hard? Add malnourishment and see if that helps.

Maybe I should get more money and live a normal life yea?

nO bOdY iS bUyInG aNytHinG!!!!

I already skip breakfast, gonna need additional money saving tips...

The headline is as valid as "just stop being poor"

It's fun and games, but lately I've seen 2 colleagues eating from the office kitchen the leftovers of extra bread and cream cheese, instead of ordering. It's actually sad.

Instead of planning for retirement, consider dying instead!

Haha the poors should just eat less food! Problem solved!

We need a Marx-as-Clippy emoji for "it seems that it may be time to improve society somewhat. Would you like help with that?"

To save even more money, switch over completely to a diet of things you find on the ground.

To save even more money, stop bathing, showering and brushing your teeth.

To save even more money, stop living in a house and move into the sewers.

To save even more money, stop wearing clothes.

To save even more money, stop communicating with expensive words, settling instead for grunting, growling and maybe barking like a dog. Consider filing your teeth pointy.

To save even more money, stop using tools. Emerge from your sewer hideout only at night to prowl the streets on all fours, feral and bewildered, eyes grown pale and milky from years in the dark sewers darting maniacally back and forth while your filth-encrusted teeth and nails twitch in anticipation of the slightest movement.

This is how I was able to afford a starter house by age 30. This and a $400 000 loan from my father.

I thought this was a joke, but no, it's real.

Yeahh intermittent fasting bro 💪 /s