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🎶He tried to kill Trump with a forklift~🎶 (olé!) (hexbear.net)

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ypg-brace never talk without a lawyer

Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

maybe that was the idea. trump would be held securely upside-down long enough for the upper band of his diaper to fail and leak out several pounds of partially digested Filet O Fish, more than enough for him to aspirate on.