Damn, someone Trump with a forklift might be the funniest possible assassination. They only thing that would beat it is something explicitly slapstick, like some guy throws a pie at him and the ss dives to save him but accidentally shoves him out a nearby window
Isn't the car really heavy too since it's like bomb proof?
Also I don't know what the top speed of a forklift is but I don't think it's very fast. His plan would only work in The Onion.
Or like an optional GTA mission
20,000lbs or so according to news reports.
Average Toyota or Hyster forklift is like 3,000-12,000lbs. It wouldn’t even attempt to lift that limo, most likely.
If you're trying to flip it instead of pick it up, you only have to lift half the weight, so maybe a strong one could, if the forks could handle all the weight being on the end. Sawed off forklift maybe?
Sawed off forklift
Not what you were intending but I love the idea of concealed carrying an illegally shortened forklift
That too ofc lol
the liberal killdozer
Always a good reminder when you get caught trying to
michaelrapaport
Is he a chud? I try to know as little about actors as possible.
He has gone full sellout Zionist. He's been making a complete ass out of himself in the most obnoxious ways possible.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
maybe that was the idea. trump would be held securely upside-down long enough for the upper band of his diaper to fail and leak out several pounds of partially digested Filet O Fish, more than enough for him to aspirate on.
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This is the truest form of proletariat resistance! All us forklift certified comrades salute you!
Ouch, I guess if he just never mentioned Trump they might not check but there was probably some incriminating searches on his phone or something. Whole situation sounds like drugs or untreated mental illness.
Smarter move would have been to outfit the forklift with some sort of rocket boosters ala Just Cause
Gregory Lee
Night in the Woods mentioned
chapotraphouse
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